What is Jenkins?
1.
One who is prone to accidents; a person who breaks glass objects frequently.
Damn it Chris! You just broke another glass you Jenkins!
You just Jenkinsed my favorite sunglasses!
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n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.
v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
Leeeeeeroooooyyyy Jeeeennnnkiinnns!
Atleast I got chicken!
3.
The smelly kid in class.
God Chris, did you shower today? You smell like a Jenkins!
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4.
1. One who is especially dirty.
2. One who refuses to shower.
3. A foul smell.
(noun)You chased the women away again; you're such a Jenkins!
(verb)Once again, Chris, you have Jenkinsed my night
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5.
Cheap 80 proof vodka; it's only $15 for a 1.75 liter bottle (for comparison, the same size Smirnoff bottle is $25). Reeks like hell and tastes like poison, but if you drink it for a while you'll get used to it--we did (and honestly, it's WAY better than some other cheap brands that go for the same price). Mix it with some decent lemonade and you'll barely even taste it (straight though, it might kill you).
Let's go to the liquor store and buy some Jenkins!
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6.
A name representing and personifying the male penis as characterized by a rude, distrusting, and at times wild doctor. In the most formal of terms, it/he is referred to as Dr. Wang Jenkins.
"I'm gonna go for a skinny-dip in the lake, Dr. Jenkins needs some fresh air."
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7.
Verb: A term used in online gaming meaning to randomly and foolishly incite chaos, usually resulting in the death of teammates.
You really pulled a Jenkins on that one.
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