What is Jenkintown?
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A beautiful, serene, and small town on the outskirts of Abington, Jenkintown is filled with many shops, Jewish people, and alcoholic teenagers. Basements are usually the epicenter of excitement, especially when you see everyone holding water bottles full of various alcoholic beverages. There are about 300 banks, 78 churches, and 1 Wawa that is critical to the surrounding neighborhoods. It can be said that basically everyone has hooked up with everyone, and that even your mailman knows shit about your life.
"where are you from?"
"jenkintown"
"wow... well that sucks"
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