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To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks
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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..
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(n.) from the latin, dicketus beum. 1. an amount equal to zero. 2. having or possessing nothing.
When questioned as to his whereabouts ..