Jenny Craig's Day Off

What is Jenny Craig's Day Off?

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I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?

Tom: I sure did!

Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.

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