Jensen Edit Meaning

1.

A ridiculously, sexy man.

That guy is so Jensen!

See sexy, seductive, hot, mysterious, steamy, kissable, titillating

2.

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

Holy crap, that guy just jensened.

See fax, ipod, 1337

3.

a tiny, adorable female. can be found with booty shorts singing a danity kane, dawn, or day 26 song. has an extremely loud laugh. she helps out others in need always. has some type of OCD when it comes to cleaning. amazing person

That girl is so Jensen.

See dawn, cute, cool, loud

4.

A stoner...weed all day everyday

Dude, I'm becoming a Jensen.

See weed, stoner, brown kid, loser, baked

5.

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.

(As in being in the bathtub too long)

"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"

See raisin, prune, fingering, fucking, pruning, masturbating, sex, sexual, cunt, pussy, clit, fuck

6.

1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell

2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.

3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.

-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.

-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.

-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.

See shit, mess, filth, garbage, pressure washer, hookah, jenson