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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be la..
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A long, stretchy, dangling scrotum
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a woman's saggy breast
"My God, look at his horrible bungle sack!"
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"Ho..
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Making the call to the escort agency late at night to get some booty.
Dropping the cash for the pussy.
Ordering in.
Note: carpet mun..