What is Jeremy Clarkson?
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A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
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A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles
That pompous nob on top gear
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An insane combination of STDs usually used as an exageration when talking about a sexually promiscuous person who has a high likelyhood ..
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This is the sound made by your forehead as I do an energetic drum roll on it with my phallus.
That ho' wasn't enthusiastic ab..
