What is Jeremy Clarkson?
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A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
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A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles
That pompous nob on top gear
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The contact made between the shoulder of one person (usually male) and the boob of a female leaning over the shoulder of the other perso..
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hydrophobic in nature, regarding sexual fluids!
"you great hairy fuck nottle! wipe up your own spunk"
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