What is Jeremy Syndrome?
1.
A disease condition where the diseased keeps saying something but no one listens to what is being said.
Friend 1: Hey I watched this movie yesterday...
Friend 2: Shall we go to pizza hut?
Friend 1: it's about this cool dude who is a rockstar...
Friend 3: Yeah..let's go..
Friend 1: ..There's this
gal in the movie who's really really hot..
Friend 2: Hey Jake how much have you got on you?
Friend 3: I can spare 100 bucks..
Friend 1: It has this really cool ending where the rockstar is actually not a rockstar and the girl is a boy. It's the best twist I've seen in a movie...
Friend 2: Hey Jeremy, how much can you spare?
Friend 1 (a.k.a Jeremy): It's a really cool movie, you guys should watch it...
Friend 2: What movie?
Friend 1: The movie I have been telling you about!
Friend 3: You were? Sorry I wasn't listening..
Friend 2: Me neither...you've got Jeremy Syndrome man...go see a doctor...now how much can you spare?
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