What is Jergens?
1.
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
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2.
A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.
Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.
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