Jergens

What is Jergens?


1.

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.

Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)

"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

See lubriderm, lotion, lube, salve, vaseline

2.

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.


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