Jerk Edit Meaning

1.

The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

Typically are/were Frat Boys, Jocks, and Preps in school.

"Yeah, Billy's a real Jerk the way he used Tricia like that. Can't believe she bought his crap though."

2.

Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.

"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"

3.

1. Final stage of evolution of any male who spent at least one year dating in America, no matter his origin

2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America

3. At this point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male

4. A guy that doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success.

5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life

6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it.

7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :)

8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’ secret love.

9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest turn-on.

10. A bitch with a dick.

“Oh my God, Tyler is such a jerk to me {tears} He treats me like shit {collapses} I love him though {go figure}”

“Tyler earned twice my bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”

See loser, bitch, cocky, insecurity, allure

4.

A very powerful word to call someone... Unlike the f-word, "jerk" doesn't lose it's power the more you say it.

"Hey JERK! Take a vacation to JERKmaca!!!"

See Thorburn

5.

1. A mean/heartless person.

2. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guywho will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.

1.

Billy Bob: Can I have a piece of candy? Please?

Joseph: Let me think about that... NO! WAAAHAHAHAHA!

Billy Bob: ...Jerk!

2.

Charlie: Hey, I heard Becca broke up with Tom...

Ernie: Yeah, she found out he was cheating on her.

Charlie: He sounds like a jerk.

Ernie: He is, but she bought all his shit instead of listening to us, and now she's asking why... kinda sad.

Charlie: Yeah, is sucks to be a nice guy, huh?

Ernie: Tell me about it.

See insensitive, sexist, bully, controlling

6.

An alternative to dating.

Chris Rogers spent all nite jerking it. Word 2 ya mutha!

7.

In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.

HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!