Jerk And Slurp Edit Meaning

1. A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse. Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny? You: Parking..

1. Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks. You go into a toilet stall, clo..

1. A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch. You are a douch rocket. See SPS..