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Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones.
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A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.
I want sex ton..
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A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster ..