Jerk Blossom

What is Jerk Blossom?


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A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

See shmohawk, dipshit, ass clown, tool, dickhead


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