What is Jerk Blossom?
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A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro
Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom
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the time the dude takes to respond to texts.
"his hollaback period is usually 3 minutes, don't freak out, its only been 2 min..
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When you play with your genitals and scream "UBERTOODLE"!!!
Man, I was ubertoodling all night last night. I love to ubertood..
