What is Jerk Blossom?
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A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro
Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom
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Random Words:
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Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.
I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!
See hobnob..
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-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"
"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......
