What is Jerk Blossom?
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A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro
Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom
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A typical Wisconsin woman (usually fat, ugly, ignorant, and dressed in a tent like outfit).
That queen of the Friday night fish fry nee..
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High quality, sexy women. Top shelf pussy.
"Yo, I got lucky and scored some premium trim last night!"
See pussy, vagina, ho..