What is Jerk Johnson?
1.
Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
See
Random Words:
1.
"when them emm effers be all up in your face. && getting on your nerves talking shit you just be like "yahh bitch, yah..
1.
An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantl..
1.
to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.
I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...
