Jerk Johnson

What is Jerk Johnson?

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

See rim job, toss salad, chow box, cunnilingus, sex, dirty, muff diving, tramp stamp

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