Jerk Johnson

What is Jerk Johnson?

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

See rim job, toss salad, chow box, cunnilingus, sex, dirty, muff diving, tramp stamp

Holy Skank

1. Expressing aggrivation or anger like saying What the Fuck but saying Holy Skank Holy Skank!! What are you doing?!?!?!..

Lightfoot

1. When presented with a long list of complicated tasks and one takes the easiest possible route, doing things incorrectly and cutting corn..

Zhepuff!

1. Everything and anything, mainly sex. (Pronounce 'zhe' as 'je' in French) How are you?...Zhepuff! See good, happy, ..

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