What is Jerk Johnson?
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Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
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the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, glov..
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A condom filled with semen.
I left my juice jiggler under her bed.
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