Jerk Johnson

What is Jerk Johnson?

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

See rim job, toss salad, chow box, cunnilingus, sex, dirty, muff diving, tramp stamp

Panyaxed

1. Very drunk, Pissed, Very intoxicated 3ltr was well panyaxed lastnight iv never seen him in that state before See pissed, drunk, intoxi..

Retrd

1. a gay short way of spelling "retard" on an instant messenger yamom says: suck my dick mutha fucka milky joe says: u r suc..

Venial

1. Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time. Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratc..

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