Jerk Johnson

What is Jerk Johnson?

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

See rim job, toss salad, chow box, cunnilingus, sex, dirty, muff diving, tramp stamp

Njhgsil Jzd

1. poo poo face, some one with an ugly face. You sir are a njhgsil jzd. or matt dority See poo, poop, face, matt, njhgsil jzd..

Red Balling

1. used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode Dude I just got done flogging the bisho..

Zuluwank

1. when one has penis in hand and dances like a zuluwarrior round an open fire immatating the art of leading 100,000 warriors to battle. le..

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