What is Jerk Off?
1.
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis,
2. To waste time in an annoying way.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the
old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total
douchebag ."
2.
V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
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3.
rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy
*Tell a friend to do this*
Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
4.
to masturbate with hands
i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
5.
meaning to pull off too quickly, in some type of vehicle, i.e. golf cart.
"Don't jerk off!!!"
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6.
slang for masturbating excessively
Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
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7.
used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
