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What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.
Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form...
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noun-- the sliding, backhand motion a woman makes as she sweeps a hand across her waist to prevent a male from inserting his hand into h..
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Dropping your phone in a body of water multiple times.
Yeah, sorry you couldnt get a hold of me for a few days...I pulled A-Michelle.
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