What is Jerk Scab?
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Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.
While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
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