What is Jerk Turd?
1.
The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.
I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.
2.
When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.
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