Jerk Wad

What is Jerk Wad?

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

1. The results of jerking off

2. jism

3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"

"John is such a Jerk Wad"

"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

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