Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Utegate

1. When someone tells you a ruddy lie, rather than giving a fair shake of the sauce bottle. J: Marilyn Manson was on the wonder years. M:..

Newphoria

1. The feeling of happiness or excitement about something newly acquired. Every year on the day after my birthday I have an overwhelming f..

Zebramouse

1. a zebramouse is when you have to imagine something that you would pay for to see but it is not a real creature. You wish it was because ..

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