Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Upper West Side

1. between 60th and 116th streets on the west side of new york city, clearly it is the best place to live. definately NOT as snobby and obn..

2pac Seat

1. Referring to the front passenger seat of a car, aka 'suicide seat'. Of course you don't care if we crash--you've go..

Zombie Fetus

1. The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women. That zombie fetus grabbed my p..

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