Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Fat Throat Syndrome

1. Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice. when..

99+

1. Orignial slag. You say "99+" in an IM when you are bored, have nothing else to say or just want cheep laughs. Sometimes used w..

Cock Snorkel

1. A person with a large nose. That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air. See cock, head, ..

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