Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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[perdimous]

1. To be above and beyond pretty. T.J. is so perdimous. See pretty, perdy, t.j...

Crankerspuss

1. Crankerspuss crankers·puss n. A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word..

Hit Like Holyfield

1. Being "Hit like Holyfield" means that the girl sleeps around a lot. She has been "hit" by many different guys. The ..

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