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What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Ibought

1. to have purchased something via iTunes. hey man, I'm listening to a new album. I just iBought it... See itunes, ipod, music, mp3..

Elastic Wilson

1. when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat. i gave that bitch an elastic wilson an..

Amazacular

1. a combination of Amazing and Spectcular! That view is amazacular. See amazing, spectacular, cowabunga..

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