Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Port Muscles

1. The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addit..

Koolioishness

1. A close synonym to "Cool", except used by those who are flamboyant,or who wish to avoid stereotypes and stagnation of language..

Tellitubbies

1. n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the ..

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