Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Gambrinus

1. One of the awesomest, most completely satisfying beers the world has to offer. Brewed in the mother fucking sacred land. Dude, if you d..

Rigodamndiculous

1. when something is so ridiculous that you must smite god in the process of damning it. What the fuck!, she said she was a virgin! and sh..

Zombie Mask.

1. While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty..

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