Jerkens

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i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Oyster Shot

1. When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster. Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a..

Lumber Jack Slam

1. when your doing a girl doggy style and you take an axe and yell timber and slice her back open... the you take your special "syrup&..

Opium Head

1. An very unusually large head of a person. "Sandy's head won't fit any hats. She must have an OPIUM HEAD" See large..

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