Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Knock Rocks

1. That goofy fist-to-fist contact that guys do instead of shaking hands. Often seen done by the 909 'bro crowd. Bob put his hand ou..

Padonka Donk Donk

1. Same as that of the Padonka Donk, but larger. Rounder, wider, and full of donk She may have a padonka donk but her ho ass momma got th..

Zdaemon

1. Online Multiplayer Doom! The ultimate first person shooter experience, based on the original doom. Play multiplayer against your friends..

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