Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Taslgas;g

1. i love jenn, shes so fucking awesome. guy 1: "taslgas;g" guy 2: "ME TOO, man...she is beyond fucking awesome!" Se..

Butt Raisin

1. That unfortunate small bit of poo that gets stuck in your crack. It's missed in the general wipe/cleansing process but ultimately i..

I Dont Know, I'm Not A Doctor

1. A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation. Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh? Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep de..

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