Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Mismember

1. To Misremember. To remember a detail of an event or conversation incorrectly. FRIEND: Dude! You promised! YOU: Sorry man, No I didn&ap..

Chipmunk Cheese

1. A Cheesy or Gaudy, pompous, or arrogant person who also happens to have cheeks that look like they're stuffed with shit (similar to..

Grassgasm

1. An orgasm while smoking weed or while stoned. Dude, on New Year's, I had a total grassgasm! See grass, weed, gasm, stoned, smoked..

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