Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

See wanking, hump day, five knuckle shuffle, palmela handerson

Zoombie

1. (noun) : a type of fictional zombie; an undead person who possesses greater than average mobility compared to other, more traditional un..

Root Tugger

1. a jackoff or the act of jacking off any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*. See ralf..

Urban Doorbell

1. When someone from the inner city is too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the front door of a house they honk their horn. Tyrone ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jerkens Edit Meaning