Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Ogeeze

1. Something said when a mistake has happened. I'm just going to put this over here and....OGEEZE!..

Oh My Penis

1. It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better! "Oh my Penis, we ..

Dirty Lampost

1. Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After th..

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