Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Joeling

1. The act of furiously masterbating on your bed before spunking into available kleenex and shooting them into your wall mounted basketball..

Gouche Hinder

1. The sweat that forms in ones gouche. Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder? Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it..

Nintendoitis

1. Nintendoitis (noun) This condition usually occurs after you've played a console game too long. But was prominent with the original ..

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