Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

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Rittenhoused

1. ripped off or severly overcharged for something; bought something on ebay with a wire transfer, or gave bank account number to Nigerian ..

Poop-texting

1. the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the..

Quarter Pounder With Mayo

1. a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds ..

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