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Facebook Paranoia

1. Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized ..

Immotus

1. the best Defence of the Ancients player in the known universe. "Holy shit! immotus just pawned everyone because he owns at DOTA&q..

Cement Mixers

1. The thing that all real men want. The "Are you a real man?" test: Question 1) Do you want a cement mixer? Answer: YES! B..

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