Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Traffic Wardon

1. A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines fo..

Upchuckfuck

1. 1. a fetish with vomit (and sexual interaction) 2. fucking someone so hard they throw up 3. a girl's gag reaction causing her t..

Monkey Biscuit

1. slang word for the butthole. i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit. See dookie, hiney, susan, larry, charles..

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