Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Bullshit Marathon

1. The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past th..

Hellmuth

1. The king of the luckboxes! A person that needs a boat on the river or some exceptional card luck to win. Oh boy, you sure got hellmuthe..

Yellew

1. something that is....and cannot be defined by mere human logic. "Dude,...that is SOOO yellew" or "Your shoes smell of ye..

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