Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Ooping The J

1. A sex move. This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs ..

Synoptic

1. A particularly long and evil type of exam set by evil exam boards. Often involves an amalgam of EVERYTHING you've ever learned in a..

Booloving

1. The act of courting the opposite sex. Usually a public display of affection, the object is not to be caught by your friends who are allo..

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