Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

See wanking, hump day, five knuckle shuffle, palmela handerson

Up Hill Gardener

1. Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider. If God wanted ..

Ibuzz

1. a vibrating attatchment (which can be inserted into the vagina or anus)for your iPod or MP3 which vibes to the music currently playing o..

Nutmop

1. See Also: Teabagger 1. Someone who will place you scrotum in their mouth in an attempt to please you. 2. Someone who will spend 500 do..

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