Jerkens

What is Jerkens?

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

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Muddy Volcano

1. This is when you stand someone upside down on their head and shoulders right before they have to shit, urinate in their butthole, then k..

Nerdbomb

1. n. like a typical nerd except he or she still manages to be quite adorable at times. "You stayed up all night to work on that for ..

Enchilada Grande

1. A sexually deviant practice where a guy or gal squats over their partner and proceeds to drop a long shit-log on the chest, in-between t..

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