Jerkhat

What is Jerkhat?

An object (common objects include condoms or socks) which serves as a jizm-catching agent during times of "self-love-making".

Man i blew a wad all over my monitor and keyboard, i KNEW i should have used a jerkhat"

See jizm, hat, jimmy, wad, nut

Ex-caping

1. Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two. Tom: Bil..

Umtarded

1. To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded. "He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that&q..

Urglegurk

1. A word to say when you are stupidly bored... *deafening silence* person: Urglegurk everyone: LAUGHS See Jess..

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