What is Jerkin The Gherkin?
1.
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
2.
having a wank
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
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