Jerkin The Gherkin

What is Jerkin The Gherkin?

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

See masterbation, wank, fuck, jerk off

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