What is Jerkin' The Gherkin?
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Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
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A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
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Years from now/years later
If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down ..
