Jerkin' The Gherkin

What is Jerkin' The Gherkin?

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

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