What is Jerkin' The Gherkin?
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Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
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A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
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