Jerking Off

What is Jerking Off?


1.

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

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2.

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

3.

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

4.

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

See jack off, masturbation, weirdo, jerk off, sick

5.

1. The act of masturbating.

2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.

3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"

"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."

"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

See jerking off, masturbating, happy ending, orgasm, fun, sex

6.

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

See beef jerky, jacking off

7.

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

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