Jerking The Gherkin

What is Jerking The Gherkin?

To masturbate.Choke the chicken,wank,flogging the dolphin.

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

Qtku

1. QUOTED TO KISS UP Quoted To Kiss Up. Generaly used on internet forum after quoting someone to kiss up him. Someone that you Kiss up po..

Spigot

1. Derogatory slang for an indian. "Parv is a stupid spigot." or "That dirty spigot should shower." See indian, bar..

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