Jerkin's Lotion

What is Jerkin's Lotion?

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

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