What is Jerkin's Lotion?
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Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
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