What is Jerk-off Artist?
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1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist
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