Jerk-off Central Edit Meaning

1. The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp mons..

1. The act of eating soup straight out of a can, cold. The act of inhaling your meal. Tom yoganated his lunch today. See Polly..

1. The act of a male slapping his dick across the face of another male or female Hey man I totally cock flashed my brother this weekend! ..