Jerkoff Hands

What is Jerkoff Hands?

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."

"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

See sex, masterbation, nick, getting laid, poop

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