What is Jerkoff-mobile?
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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A 4 peice band hailing from East Haven, CT. Including Nick on vocals Brian and Bobby on guitar and Chris on drums. The band broke up in ..
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the epic fail way to end a marriage.
dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court
dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce
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