What is Jerkoff-mobile?
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.
Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when..
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The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me&..
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Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1
"For crying out loud..
