What is Jerkoff-mobile?
1.
A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
See
Random Words:
1.
A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight
Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?"
S..
1.
Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)
..
