What is Jerkoff-mobile?
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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The act of being a fucktard
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it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.
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When a girl puts fundip powder on a guys weiner and licks and sucks it off like a fun dip...
That was the weirdest head I have ever had..
