What is Jerkoff-mobile?
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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The action of fisting someone then punching them in the face with the same fist.
I just fistybitched that ho.
See fisting, fist, punch..
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Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.
You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic..
