What is Jerkoff-mobile?
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.
Bambi twitterfucked Thumper
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When A man is getting head from a girl and he takes his nut sack and stretches it over her face!!!!
I totally choked her to death by gi..
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Used to describe a bad situation.
Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog...
