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When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other ..
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When a woman has a tight pair of jeans on and only SOMETIMES has cameltoe depending on her movements.
Look! Cameltoe. Wait, it disappea..
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When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pi..