Jerkpatrick

What is Jerkpatrick?

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsalefaceplant

See faceplant, yardsale, falling leaf, jackass, newbie, rookie, noob

Zonkified

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

Doplehanger

1. A huge peice of flab hanging from ones stomach, arse, arms, legs and genitals "Fucking hell you could live on that woplegangers Do..

Quitten

1. Quittens are like kittens but they cost more money. This is because their fur is made of dollar bills. Awwww What a cute quitten! See ..

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