Jerkpatrick

What is Jerkpatrick?

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsalefaceplant

See faceplant, yardsale, falling leaf, jackass, newbie, rookie, noob

Smash A Deuce

1. To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D. BOY do I really have to smash a deuce! See shit, crap, poop, feces, dung..

Ejacuread

1. Reading a book and ejaculating on the cover to make it look better. Elvis died while on the toilet trying to Ejacuread on Thomas the Ta..

Ritsert

1. When an individual behaves in an extraordinaryily creepy manner. Person 1: Hey, did you see him hug that chick? Person 2: Yeah, man! T..

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