Jerkpatrick

What is Jerkpatrick?

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsalefaceplant

See faceplant, yardsale, falling leaf, jackass, newbie, rookie, noob

Slip Of The Cock

1. When, about to have sex with a girl, you inadvertantly direct your penis into her dirt shoot! Girl: "Ow, you fucker, get that out ..

Breeding Pole

1. Yet another word for the Penis Got to go chap, I'm off to hit the missus with the breeding pole. See cock, dick, pole, spam javel..

Nickerson

1. When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceilin..

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