Jerkurbate

What is Jerkurbate?


1.

A combination of the term 'jerk around', or the more suggestive 'jerk off', with the word ' masturbate'. The word 'jerkurbate' is harmless, with no actual spiteful inclination. It is to be understood simply as doing a meaningless activity which therefore has no purpose other than to waste time; as the combination of the two terms would imply. It does not symbolize or represent any lewd or obscene meaning that one would initially believe.

#1.) "You always jerkurbate when we need to think of something to do."

#2.) Friend 1: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend 2: "Jerkurbating."

#3.) "The year is almost finished, and people still insist on jerkurbating in our faces."

See jerk, jerkurbate, masturbate, zagnut


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