Jerkwad

What is Jerkwad?


1.

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.

"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"

2.

Noun. An asswipe.

"Whomever keeps cancelling my submissions before they are reviewed is a jerkwad."

See jerk wad, ass wipe, asswipe, shithead, shit head

3.

What emerges from ones pecker after masturbation especially after long abstinence.

Immortalized by the late great Bill Hicks, when he said he hadn't been laid in years. and what would emerge next time would be

like a wax dart.


73

Random Words:

1. THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wonde..
1. Have too much work to do I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under. See busy, buried, overwor..
1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..
Book Banner