Jerkwipe

What is Jerkwipe?

Cross between a jerkoff and an asswipe. Also can be used as a noun or the name of a product.

1. Sally whouldn't blow me last night, so I jerked one out. Good thing I had some jerkwipes next to my bed.

2. Billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!

See jerk off, asswipe, wipe, jerk, off

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