Jerky Edit Meaning

1.

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

2.

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itselfon!" (see dickbeaters)

Source: Gabo, de la Guerra

3.

Nut. Cum. Jizz. Semen. Sperm. That white stuff that comes out of your penis.

Any questions?

Hey, want some (your name here) jerky???

See nut, cum, jizz, semen, sperm, dick, cock, wang, pipe, balls, scrotum, nuts, stewie, jerky, family guy

4.

1a. noun. a state of extreme happiness and enjoyment usually experienced among a group of close friends. The level of jerkiness can be elevated to even include the feeling incurred at very large party or gathering of people getting drunk/crunk/out of control.

1b. State of being, including extreme happiness, further includes craziness, and observing awkward/unusual occurances.

Most common usage: Get Jerky!

Also:

Let's get jerky!

That party was jerky.

I was pretty jerky last night.

How jerky was that bro?

See jerkin, jerkfest

5.

jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?

See booty, ass, butt, jerk, buttocks

6.

Some old hag that's spent way to much time in the sun and on earth.

Hey look at the piece of jerky with the silver wig.

See sundried, beef jerky, hag

7.

someone who cannot abstain from sex for more than a few hours, likes sex more than rabbits (taken from my m8 mike)

jerky: could u retype that last message

bish: why?

jerky: white stuff just hit the screen

See jerky, mike, wanking, murnage, funny