Jerky Drapes

What is Jerky Drapes?

A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

Also known as: Beef Curtains

Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

My mom has jerky drapes.

See beef curtains, yeast infection, vaginal crouton, old woman

Jooj

1. means look out, watch out, spy, Suspicious look at that guy joojing around. Jooj man, your parents are watching See look, watch, see,..

Penis Punch

1. v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone. I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me. See Coz..

Hot-ass Clapper

1. When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jerky Drapes Edit Meaning