What is Jerky Drapes?
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A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.
Also known as: Beef Curtains
Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.
I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.
My mom has jerky drapes.
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notably referred to as the balls.
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