Jerky Drapes

What is Jerky Drapes?

A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

Also known as: Beef Curtains

Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

My mom has jerky drapes.

See beef curtains, yeast infection, vaginal crouton, old woman

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