Jerkypoo

What is Jerkypoo?

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

See defecate, defecation

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