What is Jern?
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The ultimate and supreme cockblock.
Yo, I was gonna bang that chick untill Dave had to jern me!!
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A sound made by the human voice which emulates a high pitch tone and is held for at least 3 seconds, but could potentially extend for an infinite amount of time. Usually reserved for moments of high excitement or for the use of extreme attention grabbing.
After he hit that game winning shot I popped such an intense jern that a todler 3 rows down started screaming!
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Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fi..