What is Jern?
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The ultimate and supreme cockblock.
Yo, I was gonna bang that chick untill Dave had to jern me!!
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A sound made by the human voice which emulates a high pitch tone and is held for at least 3 seconds, but could potentially extend for an infinite amount of time. Usually reserved for moments of high excitement or for the use of extreme attention grabbing.
After he hit that game winning shot I popped such an intense jern that a todler 3 rows down started screaming!
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The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it..
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A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina
eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?..
