What is Jerry Hsu?
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The coolest Asian motherfucker on the goddamn planet. And the most underrated skater ever. Ryan Sheckler shines his goddamn shoes for fucking nickles and ass crackers (Bruce Lee doesn't have shit on him). Pwns Chuck Norris's ass, with a skateboard style that can only be described as teh sex. Cooler than you and me will ever dream to be.
Way up there with Jimi Hendrix, Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, and Samuel .L Jackson.
Jerry Hsu is the master of the storm flip and can light a cigarette with his thumb.
Jerry is a smooth bastard.Who could darkslide when he was 13.
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