Jerrytard Edit Meaning

1.

A mindless fool who thinks that "The Jerry Springer Show" is:

-- real, and they can't enough of it

or

-- a little fake, but they still can't get enough of it

or

-- completely fabricated, but they pretend not to notice because it's "great entertainment"

or

-- a source of hope for their own pathetic lives ("Well, at least I'm better off than THOSE losers.") Yeah, right.

Jerrytards include the guests appearing on stage, the studio audience, and people viewing at home. (Sometimes it is a toss-up as to which of these three groups is the most retarded. In reality, it is probably a three-way tie).

A Jerrytard is an illegitimate cousin of a Maurytard.

However, while Maurytards are often content with a steady diet of paternity testing (see: mass confusion) and polygraph exams, Jerrytards are treated to a slightly wider variety of absurd topics by the show’s producers. This, of course, puts pressure on the producers to be more outrageous than the day before.

(“Today’s show features atheist nuns on dope. And don’t miss tomorrow, when we interview a gay, midget, amputee who wants to marry his pet goldfish.”)

Fortunately, even depravity is finite. Once people debase themselves on Springer’s stage by: raping every animal that can be raped, consuming urine and feces, ritually sacrificing a baby, and killing and eating a random Jerrytard from the audience, the show will then have no new level to sink to.

In the mean time, this show is a complete embarrassment to Chicago, self-respecting Jews, America, and humanity at large. If you don’t think that it is embarrassing, then you’re utterly clueless.

When Islamofascists scorn America for its “decadence” you can bet that this show is in their top ten examples of why we must be exterminated. After all, since so much of the Muslim rabble is functionally illiterate, and can be easily deceived by fauxtography and one-sided reporting, what must they think while watching this retard picnic? A few Danish cartoons set the world on fire; what would happen if a Jerrytard "insulted" Islam? Hopefully we'll never know.

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Related Jerry Springer definitions (by krock1dk and towelie respectively):

1). One sick, perverted S.O.B. who makes a living hosting a trash talk show that mocks the ills of the socially dysfunctional and downtrodden, particularly white trash, and glamourizes violence, racism, debauchery, sexual immorality, promiscuity and homosexuality.

Gags on the show include female audience members receiving beads when they expose their breasts, sound effects that include a "moo" sound and a "boing", a stripper's pole, the audience singing the National Anthem when the word AMERICA is uttered and the popularity of the show's top security guard, Steve, particularly when female audience members rub his bald head.

Jerry Springer is the most perverted son of a bitch in America and is one of the reasons most of the world hates us.

2). A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist, anti-white people, propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.

Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.

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These definitions are hard to dispute since the empirical evidence is so abundant. Nice job Jerry, you’re an unwitting recruiter for splodydopeseverywhere.

Mother: (speaking to daughter) “Why don’t you go get a job?”

Daughter (staring at TV): "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "This show is a fraud, but former guests are not allowed to reveal that. They have even been threatened with having to reimburse the show for production costs if they tell the truth."

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "I raised you better than this! Why don’t you get a life?"

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "Have you been eating lead paint again? You’re such a Jerrytard!"

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