Jerrytards

What is Jerrytards?


1.

The plural of Jerrytard.

(See: Jerrytard for a complete definition).

A mindless fool who thinks that "The Jerry Springer Show" is:

-- real, and they can't enough of it

or

-- a little fake, but they still can't get enough of it

or

-- completely fabricated, but they pretend not to notice because it's "great entertainment"

or

-- a source of hope for their own pathetic lives ("Well, at least I'm better off than THOSE losers.") Yeah, right.

Mother: (speaking to daughter) “Why don’t you go get a job?”

Daughter (staring at TV): "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "This show is a fraud, but former guests are not allowed to reveal that. They have even been threatened with having to reimburse the show for production costs if they tell the truth."

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "I raised you better than this! Why don’t you get a life?"

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "Have you, and your fellow Jerrytards, been eating lead paint again?"

See retard picnic, maurytard, jerry springer, boobzilla, baby daddy, fool, mass confusion, titty train wreck, boob skank, boomsheeka, skeezer, mooreonic, libtards, mooreon, mooron, asshat, maury, dhimmicrat, muckadoo


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