Jerrytards

What is Jerrytards?


1.

The plural of Jerrytard.

(See: Jerrytard for a complete definition).

A mindless fool who thinks that "The Jerry Springer Show" is:

-- real, and they can't enough of it

or

-- a little fake, but they still can't get enough of it

or

-- completely fabricated, but they pretend not to notice because it's "great entertainment"

or

-- a source of hope for their own pathetic lives ("Well, at least I'm better off than THOSE losers.") Yeah, right.

Mother: (speaking to daughter) “Why don’t you go get a job?”

Daughter (staring at TV): "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "This show is a fraud, but former guests are not allowed to reveal that. They have even been threatened with having to reimburse the show for production costs if they tell the truth."

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "I raised you better than this! Why don’t you get a life?"

Daughter: "Jer-RY, Jer-RY, Jer-RY…."

Mother: "Have you, and your fellow Jerrytards, been eating lead paint again?"

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