Jersey Bounce

What is Jersey Bounce?


1.

An action where a person in a small foreign car cuts you off in a parking lot and takes your spot. You and your buddies move to one side of the offender's vehicle and push the car out of the parking space by 'bouncing' it. You then park your car in the spot.

Make sure of two things:

1.The person cannot see you do this:

2.You have enough space to get out of the spot.

If done right, the offending car will be towed.

Popular at the jersey shore and the Meadowlands.

This asshole jumped our spot at the Jints game, so we gave him the Jersey bounce and parked there. We last saw him chasing the tow truck. What a fuckface.


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