Jersey Left

What is Jersey Left?

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."

Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

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