Jersey Left

What is Jersey Left?

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."

Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

Blunkins

1. When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny. See Fred..

Schuber

1. a piece of shit. "hey look there ma! My cow took a big schuber on my foot!" See schuber, shit, poop, gross, feces..

Monuesday

1. Returning to work on Tuesday after having Monday off for a holiday. Lisa: Man this day is going to drag on forever. Nikki: Yea, I know..

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