What is Jersey Mack Daddy?
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New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."
Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"
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The act of pressing your scrotum against a flat surface thereby producing a circular, pink mass. For best results this should be perfor..
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a complete fuck-up of a human being.
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