What is Jersey Mall Skank?
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A girl from New Jersey that wears too much makeup, smokes 11 cigarettes an hour, thinks that the only good shopping in the world takes place in a New Jersey mall, sleeps with guys to mask her self-esteem issues, and wears her hair so high that it hits the overpass when she's walking down the Garden State Parkway after her boyfriend has thrown her out of the car for checking out the guy in the more expensive car in the express lane.
Dude, don't go out with that girl, she's a bonafide Jersey mall skank. You can't trust that bitch as far as Pedro Martinez can throw.
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A driveway composed of loose stones or gravel that is ideal for pulling wheel spins in your car.
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First of all they are ALWAYS from New Jersey. You know the type. They act all tough but they really are just bitch ass pencil pushing ..
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h4x0r sp33k, also known as 1337 sp34k.
Using numbers as letters for as little as one word, to entire conversations..
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