Jersey Shore Condom Fairy

What is Jersey Shore Condom Fairy?

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When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

See condom, bang, new jersey, chic

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