Jersey Shower

What is Jersey Shower?

A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.

Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.

Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.

Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.

See shower, clean, poop, water, shit

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