Jersey Tenderfoot

What is Jersey Tenderfoot?

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

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