Jersey Tenderfoot

What is Jersey Tenderfoot?

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

Uncronym

1. An abbreviation where the letters don't match what they are abbreviating. In the term Windows XP, XP is an uncronym as it actually..

Standard Uniform

1. Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall te..

Roganing

1. v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor&quo..

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