Jersey Tenderfoot

What is Jersey Tenderfoot?

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

Unthrusty

1. adj. To be of the propensity towards abstaining from the act of fornication. I once tried to date that woman, but she was so damn unthr..

Yard Pickle

1. A turd, such as left by a dog, in the front yard. "Watch your step, there are a lot of yard pickles in the park."..

Gondas

1. variation of gonads, testicles look at the size of his gondas! See gonads, nuts, balls, scrotch, sack, nutsack..

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