Jersey Turtle

What is Jersey Turtle?

performing analingus with lipstick (Jersey Girl) and then sucking on protruding fecal matter

"I got a bad case of parasites after giving that girl a Jersey Turtle."

See jersey girl, shit eating, analingus, tossed salad

Quiz Acer

1. person who gets A's on quizes, but still can't do that well on stats tests shayna is a quiz acer, but benji is better at stat..

Uncle Joey

1. Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases. FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!..

Face Brains

1. The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others...

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