Jersey Turtle

What is Jersey Turtle?


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performing analingus with lipstick (Jersey Girl) and then sucking on protruding fecal matter

"I got a bad case of parasites after giving that girl a Jersey Turtle."

See jersey girl, shit eating, analingus, tossed salad


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